I know it’s not something you have to do. But when it arrives an entire ay early, would it be that difficult to put it on the truck and deliver it?
Instead, it’s simply “not due for delivery,” and so you keep it. I wish I’d checked before I left work, then I could’ve gone and picked it up, because you’re too lazy to get it to my house today.
If you weren’t better than UPS at smashing boxes for me, I’d have shipped it UPS, and they’d have delivered it a day early.
